熊恥的窩

呼呼~夏日炎炎~要喝些什麼呢?

"檸檬椰汁!?"這是啥東東??

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最近熊恥在偷閒時刻玩到了一款Xbox360遊戲"心靈殺手

(Alan Wake，如果是我會翻成阿郎起床)

遊戲內容就不多說，大致上是一個作家遇到了一個見光死的詭異經歷。(無誤)

重點呢，在阿郎(艾倫)進到第一個小鎮時，

進到了一個餐廳，有兩個龐克老頭要求阿郎幫他點一首歌，

而熊恥陪著阿郎一聽之下呢~整個驚為天人阿!!

這首歌呢~完全符合了熊恥愛歌三要件，

簡單。腦殘。鬼打牆!

以下就讓熊恥為您介紹這首COCONUT by Harry Nilsson!

(三隻黑猩猩一邊敲著椰子一邊唱~超經典腦殘MV~哈哈)

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

老哥買了一棵椰子，花了一角錢~
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
老妹也有一角錢，她買了一顆檸檬~
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up (3x)

她把檸檬放進椰子裡，一起喝光光~
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

把檸檬放進椰子裡~她打給醫生~叫醒了醫生她說：

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said

醫生，救狼喔~
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said

醫生，哇巴豆疼~~~~嗚嗚~
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said

醫生，救狼喔~

Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

醫生，哇巴豆疼~~~~嗚嗚~

Now let me get this straight

現在讓我們搞清楚，
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up (3x)

你把檸檬放進椰子裡，一起喝光光
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said
你把檸檬放進椰子裡，你打給你醫生，叫醒了醫生以後你說:

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said

醫生，救狼喔~
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said

醫生，哇巴豆疼~~~~嗚嗚
Doctor, ain't there nothin'I can take, I said

醫生，救狼喔~
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
醫生，哇巴豆疼~~~~嗚嗚

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together

你把檸檬放進椰子裡，一起喝光光
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better

你把檸檬放進椰子裡，感覺好開心
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up

你把檸檬放進椰子裡，一起喝光光
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

你把檸檬放進椰子裡，一大早把我叫起床!

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Now let me get this straight
(以上鬼打牆)

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both up (3x)
你把檸檬放進椰子裡，一起喝光光

Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman
你把檸檬放進椰子裡，你這個笨女人~!
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
(再度鬼打牆)

Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said

Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say

Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say
Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said (3x)
Doctor, you're such a silly woman
(兩邊推卸責任鬼打牆)

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin'
你把檸檬放進椰子裡............一大早把我叫起床!!!!

(唱歌的和聽歌的都快瘋了)

Yes, you call me in the morning

齁啦~你一大早把我叫起床

If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do {repeat to fade}

如果妳一大早把我叫起床，我會告訴你該怎麼作(讓我回去補眠吧)

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很好!! 現在你是不是感覺到炎炎夏日，

就該喝一杯檸檬椰汁來拉肚子呢!!??

卷末附錄：

這首腦殘歌的作者Harry Nilsson其實是個文藝青年

他著名的作品還包括了

想逃回大海當一顆小石頭的"Everybody's Talking"

以及沒有妳我會死的"Without You"

以下就大方送上這兩曲的MV~  

(因為被選為斷背山的前身-午夜牛仔Midnight Cowboy的主題曲而名噪一時)

(另一首超紅超多人翻唱的沒有你~~~)